'Jesus, what happened to your face? You look retarded, how'd that happen? How did you find a sergeon that could add a chromosome?' '.Hulk, later on, when these jokes are explained to you, you're gonna be so pissed.' 'Hulk, your daughter, Brooke Hogan, has blossomed into a very, VERY beautiful young man.' Holy shit, you're so old, the first thing you bought with your record deal money was your freedom.' 'Starving children send YOU 50 cents a day.' Jeff Ross (to Flavor Flav on being black and skinny): 'Who would fuck you?! You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire.' In light of that, I've compiled a list of all the one-liners and jokes that I thought were the greatest jokes in roast history (in no specific order): I don't think roasts will ever be the same again. This entry pays tribute to all roasters, one of them being the late Greg Giraldo. It's possibly the greatest thing ever created for television, and is grossly underrated. Comedians, along side with classically trained actors, actresses and celebrity guests throw all morals out of the window to say shit to each other that none of them would ever say in real life.
It's always hilarious watching celebrities verbally bash the fuck out of each other on national TV.
